egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

#text   #omg   
#5sos   #i feel like i ship them   

Inspired by: (x)

#atla   
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

igottabutt:

paranoidrobot:

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#other   

I blended these two screencaps…awww :P

#sherlock   #johnlock   
arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:



if that mouse had pants he would shit them




the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying



Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:

if that mouse had pants he would shit them
the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying

Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

#animals   #cats   
#animals   #cats   
#merlin   #merthur   

Clark Edison the inner shipper

#Bones   #oh geez   
  • Me with no money: I want everything
  • Me with money: what the fuck do I buy
#jul   
#holy shit   #benedict cumberbatch   

sluttyoliveoil:

i love her

#people   

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

#people   #oh my goD   
Lady Gaga // The Fame - August 19th, 2008 - 15 Million+ Worldwide Sales
#people   

queermarauders:

Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.

#hp